There seems to be some confusion about this theory that I have established and I just want to make it a little bit more clear. Basically this will be the Sleep into Shape version for Dummies. OK over time gravity can take hold of your fat cells and bring them down. Thanksgiving is almost here when you put a turkey in the oven and it bakes nice and brown the juices and FAT run where? Down. Fat cells are lighter than muscle. Muscle tissue does not slide around like fat does throughout our body. Fat cells do not have brains like "Oh wait let me sit on her hips today and then tomorrow I think I'll hang out on her *ss. We need to reprogram these cells or confuse the cells into settling elsewhere. So if you decide to sleep standing up you won't get cankles because eventually you will fall to the floor. The cells will find your weak spot. Besides I never met an insomniac that had an obesity problem. If you would like to share where your fat rests let me know if this theory holds true. Tell me if you have love handles and flip from side to side like me. Or something different. Need more feedback regarding this theory. Thank you.
Sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite and if they do keep them on you!
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That should sum it up !!!
So, evolution grabs my cells... hmm. Gravity ring a bell? LOL! I sleep on my back mostly, and I have a gut - does beer have more power than evolution or gravity? (secret - if you have enough of it YOU may think you're stronger than.. hehe).
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