Men 101

Men are a lesson learned that's all. Men are complicated even though they say they are simple. Men are difficult even though they say they are easy. Men are annoying even when they say we are. When men are single they wish to be married, when men are married they wish they were single. Men are not anything like dogs...dogs are loyal and are happy when you stroke them. Men will cut the grass just to look at the grASS next door. If men can't have it they want it more. The more we do for men the less they do for us. Men are just like boys they always need toys but are scared of ours. Men always need to be in control except when it comes to their penis and stomach then they need us to feed their appetites. Men are intelligent creatures and invent so many different things but fail to put the toilet seat down... Why is this still happening?? Men and women can not be friends because something always pops up in the middle. Men are men and we need to figure them out. I don't want to really, it gives me a headache.