Top Ten most Undateable Guys Ever!

10.) Married guys= DUH
9.) Divorced guys who were ever married to an Asian=used to subservience
9.) Race Car drivers= always looking for hood ornaments
8.) Guys who have kids from multiple women=red flag warning
7.) Accountants= always telling you how to spend your money
6.) Lawyers=too argumentive and could sue you
5.) Drunks= although not a bad companion the therapy for the kids will cost ya
4.) Drug users AKA Crack heads= no explanation necessary really YUCK!
3.) Actor= You will never know if he's faking it or not
2.) Salesman= sell you a line of crap and may in fact have other sales pending
1.) Bio hazard cleanup, self-employed Marine= even though he really cleans up well he can date you and eliminate you in one night.