Top Ten most Undateable Guys Ever!

10.) Married guys= DUH
9.) Divorced guys who were ever married to an Asian=used to subservience
9.) Race Car drivers= always looking for hood ornaments
8.) Guys who have kids from multiple women=red flag warning
7.) Accountants= always telling you how to spend your money
6.) Lawyers=too argumentive and could sue you
5.) Drunks= although not a bad companion the therapy for the kids will cost ya
4.) Drug users AKA Crack heads= no explanation necessary really YUCK!
3.) Actor= You will never know if he's faking it or not
2.) Salesman= sell you a line of crap and may in fact have other sales pending
1.) Bio hazard cleanup, self-employed Marine= even though he really cleans up well he can date you and eliminate you in one night.

Checking Out!

I'm so done with with everyone right now. I'm so not feeling the love. I'm checking out of the doctor situation permanently and not looking back. So far he's been my texting boyfriend only. I think he's scared to see me in person. No really. Well today he broke up with me via text message. It was rude but I'm not really hurt. I mean I never really invested too much time into him considering all we did was text during our down time. He never texts me on his days off either so I decided to text him. All I got was simply one word answers that seemed cold and emotionless. So I tried to dig a little deeper granted I knew something was up I'm a woman. So I said "Oh U must be w/ur chick OK TTYL." I know it's a little passive aggressive but really I was a little turned on to the fact that he wasn't entirely mine..yet. So I pushed the envelope. He wrote back and said he was at the Chatham girls soccer team just won and he was heading to Syracuse?? I was confused as to where he fit into all that. Then he offered and said I'm with the coaches. I was like OH. Then he started to get rude like "Do u want me 2 take a pic 4 ya?? Hmmm. I thought wow he's offering this info? I didn't need proof but sure. I was like Yeah OK. He took a pic of the bus driver. So what else was on that bus. Then he was like "Ur acting strange". I'm acting strange? He just took a pic of a bus driver.?? Then he said I was judging him and this is why we stopped hanging out last time. Guilt when put on oneself can be quite the punishment. I wasn't even jealous to be honest. I just wanted to say hi. But that's what I get for texting him on his day off. He needs to lose my number. He so better not even try to text me because I won't be texting him back. Sorry this one is so lame but I feel like I need to vent, so thank you for listening. He's definitely not my frog!!

Luv Tri-angle

Once upon a time there was a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer. The doctor never healed or helped in fact you would end up hurt. The young accountant was always counting someone else's money and never sharing his with others. Let's not forget about the DWI lawyer who doesn't like confrontation and has a bit of a drinking problem. The doctor was very debonair that no girl could resist. The young accountant had the body and the look to turn any girls head. The lawyer was meek and mild but never got any head. So far it's a process of elimination. The lawyer has been benched and has yet to rebuttal his case. The doctor is in the lead by aiding with a laugh here and there. The young accountant is on duty and couting the days till his next visit. Me, I'm starting to give up on all three. Actually, I mean two since the lawyer has been benched already. So far none have impressed like the financial adviser did, but he was much too old for me.

Love Me for Me

Oh- This curs-ed face of me
People expect so much from me
Can't they see I am nothing more than thee
I have the same goods as thee
Be gone and leave me be!
Can't you see I have nothing more than thee?
Trouble is this face of me
Shameful glances full of jealousy
Trusted none and hated because of beauty!
Oh- wicked face of me
This is all I have than thee
I can do no more than thee
Don't try to be me
For I have more than-
Beauty to give to thee
I have love to lend to thee
I have knowledge to give to thee
I have humor to share with thee
Now can you see me?
Without this curs-ed face of me?

This poem was written in 2006 when I was fighting with friends and family for what I have no idea I used my loneliness and energy and composed this poem. I came across it recently and thought I'd share it online. Sometimes people relate.

Small Victories

Small Victories come in a variety of ways and disguises. Like my first victory of growing up is getting a career not just a job. But victories are what makes us rise above any other day and feel something completely different inside. Not in a hopeful or anxious way, but a way beyond that...it is victorious!
When I write about being victorious I'm writing about an all over feeling like none other, one that makes you just want to jump and say "I did it"! Maybe this is just a part of growing up but to me it was completely "victorious". For starters, I live in an apartment complex and I am on the first floor and I get a patio slab and a postage stamp of grass. I do not need to take care of this grass for it is maintenance's job, but still it's mine and I can plant flowers and do what I like to it to compliment the... OK you get it. A young couple lives upstairs and they have a new baby, and a couple of big dogs. One is a bull mastiff named Zeus, so you can imagine the size anyway. Everyday, the woman, not the man, lets her dog relieve it's bladder on my postage stamp of grass. It's to the point that no grass grows in that particular spot. So it be, I have told neighbors at the bus stop, I've told management at the office. But I never seem to catch her long enough to tell HER! But, one day here it was my "golden" opportunity. As she came back from her short walk.. I seized the pee-pee lady and stopped her dead in her tracks. I could've yelled at her and called her all sorts of names like the ones I mumbled under my breathe everytime I discovered she was here and gone. But I said, "Excuse me?" She ignored me of course and continued on upstairs. I then ran out the slider and started for the stairs but stopped. I yelled up loud, "Excuse me? Could you not have your dog go the bathroom in front of my apartment? As soon as I open my slider the smell comes right in my house.." And with that being said my heart beating for her next response. She said, "Suuure". Then turned and went inside.
Yes I felt so victorious!!!! Not only did I confront her but I didn't scream and curse I did it in a nice way that she couldn't refuse. That to me was a small victory. No cops were called no one had to rip me off of her for beating her up. Small victories are good!
Also can I add that she was scared to walk by my apartment and had her friend go with her and they walked down at least 5 feet more. Not that this is a lot but my fence will fix that.

Note: Dogs in this blog were not harmed in any way and it is not the dog's fault that his owner has him pee on people's private property. If taken for a proper walk none of this would've happened.

Wasting Time

Time heals all wounds. Time flies when your having fun. Time passes by without questions. Time can make one very lonely. Time can make one very homely. Regardless of what time it is or was since I last blogged there is no time like the present. So let's get down to it before I run out of time and then it will be my bedtime. So, alot has happened since my last entry and alot still hasn't happened since my last entry. I didn't use the word time in that last sentence. Sorry just killing time. Sometimes one can make decisions that will affect one's future and those around her/him. Such as, dating. Dating can be a waste of time. It depends on whom your dating at the time. Some can make your time worthwhile. Then of course some are not worth your time at all! Time can make you feel old, time can make you feel... well, not old enough. Time is patience, time is virtue, time is precious, time is money honey. I can't believe that you are taking time out of your life to read my stupid blog about time. I do have to say it is about time that you did! Time for me to go.

The Drs. RX

Have you gotten the chance to view this new exciting show, "The Drs."? These doctors are supposed to be our reliable and trustworthy source of information. Please don't fall for their lines. Ok so they have some cute and good looking people up there selling information that we learned in the 7th grade about nutrition and exercise and sex. The ringleader Travis, is our main host who is obviously struck more so by super stardum, since he was also once on the show "The Bachelor". He talks to the camera as if we were born yesterday. Then there's the attractive girl, not sure what her name is or ethnicity is, but pretty sure she has had a nose job. On one show she was jumping rope in high heels and bragging about it. That's safe and smart to teach people since monkey see monkey do. Her hair bugs me too it's way to long and I would like it if it was put up more tidy like than with an 80's couiffe. Next is the dopey one who doesn't say much is just kind of there and follows the circus and only speaks when spoken to. Finally, comes the mature surgeon, I think his specialty is plastic since he is always pushing it along with boob jobs. One girl from the audience asked about something regarding her breasts such as back pain caused from her large breasts, and right away the surgeon said SURGERY, that was the only solution. First of all she was totally over weight. So instead of telling her to first try some physical excercise and to strengthen her back and shoulder muscles and it will also improve her posture, nope just surgery. Now they are pushing vaccines. Watch out! I think the most absurd show was the one they had Dr. Ruth Westheimer on. OMG. They had little boxes of grass in pots and were trimming it as if it were pubic hair and telling people to trim it and how! Who does this apply to? Nevermind I don't want to know! Their headlines are rediculous, "Could u be allergic to your child?", "Are orgasms genetic?" Please no more. Please don't get sucked into this brainwashing, beligerent, bullshit! I like to watch it, just to make fun of them. Oh BTW if you get bit by a bat make sure you get your rabies shot, who the F doesn't know this? It's just a few shots no big deal. LOL. I learned that by watching the "The Drs." WOW!! Make sure you eat lots of fruits and veggies and excercise regularly now you just learned something from me! By the way, I'm pretty sure we need more good doctors and less talk show hosts and commercials. What's going on with their practices if they actually have one since they are now on TV? It would be hard for me to believe that they have given that up since they worked so hard to get there. If they have then what happened to their nurses and secretaries and all their emplyees are they collecting unemployment are the doctors contributing to our recession for their own super stardum? I'm curious and you should be too.