Internet Chain Letters

Today I want to talk a little bit about those annoying chain letters you receive from your coworkers, friends, relatives you know. I think they are annoying for one and two... bullshit. Sometimes I'll get all excited about opening my Email and then disappointed as soon as I discover it was sent to ten other people as well. I always look to see where I fit in... you know the rank status. Like last on the list or first or middle, whatever. For some reason this seems to bother me too. Who comes first does play a role with those chain letters. Speaking of the letter itself it is always something so sad and makes me feel so guilty about something I haven't even done. Then I have to pass it on to ten people within one minute or I'm going to have 10 years of bad luck. What kind of bullshit is that?? Supposedly my friend sent this to me, more like my frienemy who's hoping I don't know ten people so I'll be cursed for the next ten years. Damn. The funny part is those stories are not even real, some bored sap thinks they are going to change the world via Email and bring a tear to someone's eye for the better. Maybe so for some people and if someone really does change from reading one of those letters then that really is special. AAWWW! But the ___________(fill in the blank) that are sending those emails are no more Christian than they were before they read the Email. An even striking part is that they only send it to people they like. God says you should love your enemy. HMMM. So I send it two people that do not like each other and I put their names side by side because I know they look at the ranking list too. I know they don't like me because they sent it to me in the first place. Right? So if they are so Christian like and want to pass letters on that represent God well then shouldn't that include all of God's people? Even the one's we don't get along with or like? Yes, so send the blessing chain letters on to everyone not just selected higher ranking people. Be more Christian like if you have the balls.