The Drs. RX

Have you gotten the chance to view this new exciting show, "The Drs."? These doctors are supposed to be our reliable and trustworthy source of information. Please don't fall for their lines. Ok so they have some cute and good looking people up there selling information that we learned in the 7th grade about nutrition and exercise and sex. The ringleader Travis, is our main host who is obviously struck more so by super stardum, since he was also once on the show "The Bachelor". He talks to the camera as if we were born yesterday. Then there's the attractive girl, not sure what her name is or ethnicity is, but pretty sure she has had a nose job. On one show she was jumping rope in high heels and bragging about it. That's safe and smart to teach people since monkey see monkey do. Her hair bugs me too it's way to long and I would like it if it was put up more tidy like than with an 80's couiffe. Next is the dopey one who doesn't say much is just kind of there and follows the circus and only speaks when spoken to. Finally, comes the mature surgeon, I think his specialty is plastic since he is always pushing it along with boob jobs. One girl from the audience asked about something regarding her breasts such as back pain caused from her large breasts, and right away the surgeon said SURGERY, that was the only solution. First of all she was totally over weight. So instead of telling her to first try some physical excercise and to strengthen her back and shoulder muscles and it will also improve her posture, nope just surgery. Now they are pushing vaccines. Watch out! I think the most absurd show was the one they had Dr. Ruth Westheimer on. OMG. They had little boxes of grass in pots and were trimming it as if it were pubic hair and telling people to trim it and how! Who does this apply to? Nevermind I don't want to know! Their headlines are rediculous, "Could u be allergic to your child?", "Are orgasms genetic?" Please no more. Please don't get sucked into this brainwashing, beligerent, bullshit! I like to watch it, just to make fun of them. Oh BTW if you get bit by a bat make sure you get your rabies shot, who the F doesn't know this? It's just a few shots no big deal. LOL. I learned that by watching the "The Drs." WOW!! Make sure you eat lots of fruits and veggies and excercise regularly now you just learned something from me! By the way, I'm pretty sure we need more good doctors and less talk show hosts and commercials. What's going on with their practices if they actually have one since they are now on TV? It would be hard for me to believe that they have given that up since they worked so hard to get there. If they have then what happened to their nurses and secretaries and all their emplyees are they collecting unemployment are the doctors contributing to our recession for their own super stardum? I'm curious and you should be too.

Prezident is back in school.

OK! So for all you brainwashed Americans out there let me break it down to you why President Obama came to Troy's Hudson Valley Community College. I know what you're thinking, "How exciting the Prezident is here Yo! IN THE CAPITAL REGION"!! This is not because we are so awesome, I assure you. Early this morning I read how Obama asked our wonderful Governor of NY, David Patterson to step down and to Please don't run again. He is killing NY. But then there's Gov. Patterson and the Prez. Obama shaking hands and doing the man hug as soon as the Prez steps off Air Force 1. OK so now the Prez gets into his limo oh wait excuse me I meant to say "Motorcade" as referred to by the news broadcasters on News channel 10. OK I won't go there. So after listening to the bullshit and reading the captions on the bottom of my screen I finally read between the lines and figured it all out so you don't have to. I heard that during the whole economic stimuli package that this mediocre college got a grant but not just any grant a federal grant that consisted of $2 million but for what you say? Going Green. They have dumped some $$$money$$$ into the school (that could really use a new parking lot by the way) and expanded it's curriculum toward innovative technology. So you see I'll bet you did not even pick up on this or read this along the bottom of the screen. Ok so the bottom line is, he is advertising for the school. DUH! He or (we) have made an investment in this school and now he needs to advertise to recoup that money well spent. Also he doesn't even want the banks to get a cut of it. I believe he called it "cut out the middle man", this will ensure that the government receives all of it's $$investment back and no one else. What's more scary is he is hitting up a sure thing like barking up the single mom tree. Why? Because we are independant and responsible and need and want a good education to rely on. GO MOM! Of course I do like the idea of larger pell grants as well as paying zero interest to a bank it does sound very appealing. HMMM maybe I should follow my dream and become a lawyer did he say his next stop will be at Albany Law School? I don't think so, maybe next time. Until then read between the lines Obama!