Top Ten most Undateable Guys Ever!

10.) Married guys= DUH
9.) Divorced guys who were ever married to an Asian=used to subservience
9.) Race Car drivers= always looking for hood ornaments
8.) Guys who have kids from multiple women=red flag warning
7.) Accountants= always telling you how to spend your money
6.) Lawyers=too argumentive and could sue you
5.) Drunks= although not a bad companion the therapy for the kids will cost ya
4.) Drug users AKA Crack heads= no explanation necessary really YUCK!
3.) Actor= You will never know if he's faking it or not
2.) Salesman= sell you a line of crap and may in fact have other sales pending
1.) Bio hazard cleanup, self-employed Marine= even though he really cleans up well he can date you and eliminate you in one night.

Checking Out!

I'm so done with with everyone right now. I'm so not feeling the love. I'm checking out of the doctor situation permanently and not looking back. So far he's been my texting boyfriend only. I think he's scared to see me in person. No really. Well today he broke up with me via text message. It was rude but I'm not really hurt. I mean I never really invested too much time into him considering all we did was text during our down time. He never texts me on his days off either so I decided to text him. All I got was simply one word answers that seemed cold and emotionless. So I tried to dig a little deeper granted I knew something was up I'm a woman. So I said "Oh U must be w/ur chick OK TTYL." I know it's a little passive aggressive but really I was a little turned on to the fact that he wasn't entirely mine..yet. So I pushed the envelope. He wrote back and said he was at the Chatham girls soccer team just won and he was heading to Syracuse?? I was confused as to where he fit into all that. Then he offered and said I'm with the coaches. I was like OH. Then he started to get rude like "Do u want me 2 take a pic 4 ya?? Hmmm. I thought wow he's offering this info? I didn't need proof but sure. I was like Yeah OK. He took a pic of the bus driver. So what else was on that bus. Then he was like "Ur acting strange". I'm acting strange? He just took a pic of a bus driver.?? Then he said I was judging him and this is why we stopped hanging out last time. Guilt when put on oneself can be quite the punishment. I wasn't even jealous to be honest. I just wanted to say hi. But that's what I get for texting him on his day off. He needs to lose my number. He so better not even try to text me because I won't be texting him back. Sorry this one is so lame but I feel like I need to vent, so thank you for listening. He's definitely not my frog!!

Luv Tri-angle

Once upon a time there was a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer. The doctor never healed or helped in fact you would end up hurt. The young accountant was always counting someone else's money and never sharing his with others. Let's not forget about the DWI lawyer who doesn't like confrontation and has a bit of a drinking problem. The doctor was very debonair that no girl could resist. The young accountant had the body and the look to turn any girls head. The lawyer was meek and mild but never got any head. So far it's a process of elimination. The lawyer has been benched and has yet to rebuttal his case. The doctor is in the lead by aiding with a laugh here and there. The young accountant is on duty and couting the days till his next visit. Me, I'm starting to give up on all three. Actually, I mean two since the lawyer has been benched already. So far none have impressed like the financial adviser did, but he was much too old for me.